Things I Love About My Fan Apartment

Hello! Welcome to my apartment! Come on in! I’ll show you around. There are SO many great things about it!

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The shower that makes you feel like you’re in a time capsule

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit.”

 

The creepy basement

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You may recognize this from the final scene in The Blair Witch Project

 

The world’s smallest dishwasher

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The unbelievable lack of space…

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…and the discrete ways around it

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Has anybody seen the vacuum?

 

Our backyard.

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That we share with 14 other people

 

The neighborhood post office

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And library

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The dud outlets

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Was this manufactured in Europe?

 

The friends that pop in from time to time

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Can I offer you a room for the night?

 

The bathroom light that’s impossible to find in the dark

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“I just peed on the floor again.”

 

The scenic view

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Is it nighttime?

 

 

The backdoor from the 1940’s

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Lowe’s is still trying to figure out how to make a spare copy.