What Do Vegetarians Eat on Thanksgiving?

I have to admit it, you guys. 

I’m so tired of people asking me what vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving.

It’s a question I get constantly. I mean, constantly. “If you don’t eat turkey,” a lot of people will inquire, you know like total idiots, “what could you possibly eat – or like, even do – on this day?”

And I frankly think that’s just an unfair thing to ask. Just because I don’t eat meat, doesn’t mean I don’t get to enjoy the holiday as much as the rest of America. And BESIDES, it’s not like turkey is the only thing anyone serves. Sure it’s even called “Turkey Day” by those comedic geniuses in our lives, but there’s so much more to Thanksgiving than meat.

To prove it, I documented everything that I ate on Thanksgiving. 

Upon review, you might just discover that I had just as delicious of a holiday – if not more so – than the rest of you.


SOME LITTLE PRETZELS


THIS GLASS OF WATER


THIS GLASS OF ICE


PEAS!


A TRAVEL MUG OF COFFEE I MADE MY MOM BRING ME


A YUMMY BANANA


THIS PIECE OF BREAD YUM


COFFEE THAT I DIDN’T MAKE MY MOM GET ME


THIS FAKE TURKEY THAT LOOKS REALLY TASTY DOESN’T IT, I MADE IT MYSELF


SOME SORT OF CREAMED VEGETABLE


A TINY KIT KAT (JUST IGNORE THE BITE MARKS, THAT’S A WHOLE OTHER STORY)


A PIECE OF GUM


AN AFTER DINNER MINT THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY


SOME TEA


ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE


A TOOTHPICK


HERE’S A NAPKIN THAT I USED


Wait, did I just convert everyone to a vegetarian Thanksgiving? [Smiles knowingly]

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