She and I have known each other for a very long time.
We’ve been through a lot of ups, and we’ve been through a lot of downs (remember that mailbox incident, Phyllis? You rear bumper still hasn’t forgiven me for that)
She was born in Japan, and we adopted her at a young age.
Both Phyllises are getting up there in age. Both are on the full-figured side. Both get tired easily and need a refresh fairly frequently ($45 a week, PHYLLIS??). But both are obliging, hospitable, and would never let you down.
Phyllis has loads of great features that I absolutely love about her.
She always smells like fresh laundry
She has airbags to keep me safe
And a heater that, when it works, keeps me lukewarm
Yeah, she and I have had loads of good times. Here’s to the years to come, Phyllis.